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The Heavy Ballesteros Home Page!
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Hi. I'm Heavy Ballesteros, and this is my site, in 4/4 time. I will hit the road again in early 1999, as I am currently working on my pre-song ad-libs and will be tied up until at least Christmas. Come January, however, my uniform will be pressed and the beats will fly as I single handedly ride the interface between technology and information. Wish me luck! Heavy Ballesteros merchandise will not be available.
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Up Rock Mayhem: My Pledge of Commitment
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The UpRock Organisation has agreed to sanction, and on one occasion, sponsor Heavy Ballesteros live. Wait for details.
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Is This What The Future Will Look Like?
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Fresh from the Infowar, here are the latest terrifying visions of the future:
The EU MonoUnit: All objects will be standardised to the same size (including bells, and, we hear, vehicles) - approximately 18cm x 34 cm x 72cm. Prepare your homes.
Cyber Warfare: Whole families will be pitted in battle against raging streams of information. Only one in every 9 out of 10 percent more than the average for the last decade is predicted to survive.
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